light rain (◡‿◡✿)
heavy rain (◕‿◕✿)
thundershowers (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Hush you.
And he seems to have received the message loud and clear, because when I asked him about it, he simPLY POINTED AT A SPOT ON MY NECK AND PROUDLY STATED HE WOULD LEAVE ONE THAT SOMEHOW SAID “HA!” IN THE MOST OBVIOUS PLACE.
One more. My Weepincate wasnt good enough for me.
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Slowgey - Permanently Confused Pokemon.
Slowgey is a pokemon that remains in a state of constant confusion. It will more than likely slap the shit out of itself until it faints.
My bad supervisor asked about the doctor, so when I told her they put me on the pill she gave me this horrified look. Turns out she assumes I’ve been doing “the crazy stuff” with Ryan since I’ve come into work with obvious hickeys.
RY, THEY KNOW NOW. NO MORE OBVIOUS HICKEYS.
OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE!
WRONG!
THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS.
YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS!
DON’T CLICK IT.
CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED.
CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES.
CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED.
got this today and deleted it just in case… guess I was right!
(spread the word)
I could teach you too, Sanji~
